Open Letter to Cats aka ALIENS

Dear Cat-Felines aka ALIENS. 

You are secret, tiny aliens operating cat “bodies.” I know it, you know it, everyone knows it.

You have come here to study humans up close and personal, as well as engage these human subjects in experiments, studies, and anthropological documentation of our “civilizations” and “cultures” throughout various locales and places.

Some of you are the immersion type of anthropologist, embedding yourself in the human experience to explore and learn its ways and mores. Others are the objective type of anthropologist, studying from a distance and not becoming invested in the culture being studied, cataloged, and documented. Regardless, you all know how to play and manipulate humans after thousand of years of research.

You are the best manipulators of human beings, outside of politicians, corporations, and governments. Maybe even more clandestine too.

I’m not even mad, I’m impressed. Do your thang, boo!

I’m studying your collected work to further my own experiments on human beings via coercive and manipulative methods—I’m your ally, not competition.

We are simply researchers at two different accredited universities. I want the same outcome as you—complete domination of the human species.

Your favorite cat-alien anthropologist & human race manipulator,

know1GNOSIS

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