My Insightful Thots

Why Absurdity Is Sacred

Why Absurdity Is Sacred

People taught and berated us to, “Not be a Fool,” or to “Stop acting like a Fool!” People try sooooo hard in life to avoid being seen as foolish. Foolish has...

Why Absurdity Is Sacred

People taught and berated us to, “Not be a Fool,” or to “Stop acting like a Fool!” People try sooooo hard in life to avoid being seen as foolish. Foolish has...

Pinball Lizards

Pinball Lizards

Recently, I learned there is a charity that is driving all across the United States to make donations to Children’s Hospitals. I know, so wonderful! What are they donating, you...

Pinball Lizards

Recently, I learned there is a charity that is driving all across the United States to make donations to Children’s Hospitals. I know, so wonderful! What are they donating, you...

Walking and Holding Hands

Walking and Holding Hands

It always seems romantic, but logistically, it fucking blows.First, walking speeds vary. You don’t want to feel you are being pulled along like a stubborn dog on a wrist-leash.Second, holding...

Walking and Holding Hands

It always seems romantic, but logistically, it fucking blows.First, walking speeds vary. You don’t want to feel you are being pulled along like a stubborn dog on a wrist-leash.Second, holding...

GUERILLA WARFARE: NOW AVAILABLE IN OFFICE

GUERILLA WARFARE: NOW AVAILABLE IN OFFICE

Offensive/Defensive Strategies: Never be at your desk & have a hideaway. Find somewhere in your office that is not often used or visited to do your work from. Most issues...

GUERILLA WARFARE: NOW AVAILABLE IN OFFICE

Offensive/Defensive Strategies: Never be at your desk & have a hideaway. Find somewhere in your office that is not often used or visited to do your work from. Most issues...

Unsaved Numbers

Unsaved Numbers

You notice you have a message notification. You sigh; “WHO THE FUCK IS CONTACTING ME?” After seeing a string of numerals, you realize this number isn’t in your contacts: Red...

Unsaved Numbers

You notice you have a message notification. You sigh; “WHO THE FUCK IS CONTACTING ME?” After seeing a string of numerals, you realize this number isn’t in your contacts: Red...

Divine Ass

Divine Ass

There are two styles of asses, a passive ass and the Divine Ass. Passive asses or an “inactive” ass may look good, even have some redeeming qualities, but isn’t at...

Divine Ass

There are two styles of asses, a passive ass and the Divine Ass. Passive asses or an “inactive” ass may look good, even have some redeeming qualities, but isn’t at...