Divine Ass

There are two styles of asses, the Dynamic (or DIVINE) Ass and the passive ass.

Passive asses or an “inactive” ass, may look good, even have some redeeming qualities, but isn’t at the level of dynamic.

Even if this ass qualified for the Olympics, it would not get a medal.

Whereas Dynamic Ass is an booty that can stand on its own two buns. It can spread itself away from the pack. There’s so much clapping due to the emanating applause from these cheeks.

Most notably, it’s not about size; it’s not about brawn; it’s not even about the reverberations and seismic disturbances from their continual butt-quakes.

It’s about the moxie.

It’s about the personality. It’s about how it looks in sweatpants; how it looks in jeans; how it looks when there’s only a hoodie on, with the hoodie resting upon exposed upper buttocks.

Dynamic Ass is indescribable.

We cannot fully understand or explain DA in our limited and primitive human language.

Dynamic Ass is an experience of the all-knowing. You are surrounded and filled by pure, divine love. A profound feeling of oneness washes over your entire being when in its presence.

Some say it is like the Tao: if you know, you can’t explain it. But if you can explain it, you don’t actually know.

The Dynamic Ass is a unique set of energetic, fleshy-meat parts that transcend the traditional understanding of what a butt is truly about.

DA goes above and beyond what a regular ass is, and again, it could be a cute-little-butt or a badonkadunk.

It’s not about the size; again it is the moxie plus the mindset (and ass-et) this butt brings to its owner—and planet Earth.

The Divine Ass shines upon the world with enlightened glory and cosmic radiance.

If you discover one, cherish it as if your life depended on it—because it does.

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