Divine Ass

There are two styles of asses, a passive ass and the Divine Ass.

Passive asses or an “inactive” ass may look good, even have some redeeming qualities, but isn’t at the level of the Divine.

Even if this ass qualified for the Olympics, it would not get a medal.

Whereas the Divine Ass is a booty that can stand on its own two buns. It can spread itself away from the pack. There’s so much clapping because of the emanating applause for and from these cheeks.

Most notably, it’s not about size; it’s not about brawn; it’s not even about the reverberations and seismic disturbances from their continual butt-quakes.

It’s all about the essence.

It’s about the personality. It’s about how it looks in sweatpants; how it looks in jeans; how it looks when there’s only a hoodie on, with the hoodie resting upon exposed upper buttocks.

The Divine Ass is indescribable.

We cannot fully understand or explain DA in our limited and primitive human language.

Divine Ass is an experience of the all-knowing. Pure, divine love surrounds and fills you. A profound feeling of oneness washes over your entire being when you are in its presence.

It is reminiscent of the Tao: If you know, you can’t explain it. But if you can explain it, you don’t actually know.

The Divine Ass is a unique set of energetic, fleshy-meat parts that transcend the traditional understanding of what a butt is truly about.

The DA goes above and beyond what a regular ass is, and again, it could be a cute-little-butt or a badunkadunk. It’s not about the size, it’s about the innate energy field and life-force this heavenly backside brings to its owner, outside observers, and The Cosmos.

Divine Ass shines upon the world with enlightened glory and cosmic radiance.

If you are ever blessed enough to discover the Divine Ass, cherish it as if your life depends on it—because it does. As does our entire celestial existence.