Flirting 101: Do’s and Do Not’s

Flirting 101: Do’s and Do Not’s

Gentlemen
Do smile at her respectfully!
Don’t smile like a killer clown.

Do introduce yourself!
Don’t introduce yourself as the last person she’ll see alive.

Do ask her if she wants to get coffee sometime!
Don’t ask her for coffee at 1 am, in your bedroom.

Ladies
Do smile back at him!
Don’t do this while holding your switchblade.

Do ask him questions about his life!
Don’t ask about his slut-skank ex that already hates you.

Do share your social media handle if he seems like a good dude!
Don’t share socials to ensnare him in your web of lies & deceit.

Animals
Do you want to flirt with a human but don’t know where to start?
Here are some helpful tips to “rizz” a local human:

Do learn a human language!
Don’t bite, kick, and charge the human you wanna flirt up.

Do let the human feed you!
Don’t let the human feed you to their friends and/or family.

Do let the human pet you!
Don’t let the human fuck you, like a pet.
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